[Flafurs] Funny thing about taxes.

[Xan Steel]

Subject: taxes
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> >
> > > At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful
> truth
> >of it.
> > > Be sure to read all the way to the end!
> > >
> > > Tax his land,
> > > Tax his bed,
> > > Tax the table
> > > At which he's fed.
> > >
> > > Tax his tractor,
> > > Tax his mule,
> > > Teach him taxes
> > > Are the rule.
> > >
> > > Tax his cow,
> > > Tax his goat,
> > > Tax his pants,
> > > Tax his coat.
> > >
> > > Tax his ties,
> > > Tax his shirt,
> > > Tax his work,
> > > Tax his dirt.
> > >
> > > Tax his tobacco,
> > > Tax his drink,
> > > Tax him if he
> > > Tries to think.
> > >
> > > Tax his cigars,
> > > Tax his beers,
> > > If he cries,
> > > then Tax his tears.
> > >
> > > Tax his car,
> > > Tax his gas,
> > >
> > > Find other ways
> > > To tax his ass
> > >
> > > Tax all he has
> > > Then let him know
> > > That you won't be done
> > > Till he has no dough.
> > >
> > > When he screams and hollers,
> > > Then tax him some more,
> > > Tax him till
> > > He's good and sore.
> > >
> > > Then tax his coffin,
> > > Tax his grave,
> > > Tax the sod in
> > > Which he's laid.
> > >
> > > Put these words
> > > upon his tomb,
> > > " Taxes drove me to my doom.."
> > >
> > > When he's gone,
> > > Do not relax,
> > > Its time to apply
> > > The inheritance tax.
> > >
> > > Accounts Receivable Tax
> > > Building Permit Tax
> > > CDL license Tax
> > > Cigarette Tax
> > > Corporate Income Tax
> > > Dog License Tax
> > > Excise Taxes
> > > Federal Income Tax
> > > Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
> > > Fishing License Tax
> > > Food License Tax
> > > Fuel Permit Tax
> > > Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
> > > Gross Receipts Tax
> > > Hunting License Tax
> > > Inheritance Tax
> > > Inventory Tax
> > > IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
> > > Liquor Tax
> > > Luxury Taxes
> > > Marriage License Tax
> > > Medicare Tax
> > > Personal Property Tax
> > > Property Tax
> > > Real Estate Tax
> > > Service Charge Tax
> > > Social Security Tax
> > > Road Usage Tax
> > > Sales Tax
> > > Recreational Vehicle Tax
> > > School Tax
> > > State Income Tax
> > > State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
> > > Telephone Federal Excise Tax
> > > Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
> > > Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
> > > Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
> > > Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
> > > Telephone State and Local Tax
> > > Telephone Usage Charge Tax
> > > Utility Taxes
> > > Vehicle License Registration Tax
> > > Vehicle Sales Tax
> > > Watercraft Registration Tax
> > > Well Permit Tax
> > > Workers Compensation Tax
> > >
> > > STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
> > >
> > > Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the
>
> >most
> > > prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the
> > > largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the
> >kids.
> > > What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
> > >
> > > And I still have to "press 1"for English.
> > >
> > > I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times.
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